Sunday, April 1, 2012

The Cult of the Art of War (2)



The "Art of War" cult has a tendency of preaching and teaching the Art of War principles through an abyss of myths.

Following is an abridged list of this cult's special activities:
  • Following the exploits of the many irrelevant celebrities and the various Machiavellian business leaders who claimed that they have read the Art of War;
  • Believing that they will understand the Art of War principles because their in-laws are Chinese and that they get a chance to eat tons of free Chinese food;
  • Believing that they will understand the Art of War principles by watching a selective set of movies (i.e., Red Cliff, Seven Samurai, Wall Street, The Art of War, etc.);
  • Believing that collecting many of the various interpretations of the Art of War, would gain them the "vision" of Sunzi; and
  • Believing that some of their competition would drop dead because of the sighting that they are being seen with a copy of the Art of War.
On the 1st of April, the only fools are those who followed the novices who are incorrectly preaching and teaching the principles from the Art of the War.

Side note: We will add more humorous points about the "Art of War" cult in our future posts.

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